Hamstech - Pets For The Communist

Hexa-Mart-funded subdivision of Xentech as sponsored by the Penguin Trading Co.

I now leave this to the IPTC.

Communist Pets for the entire family! Everyone loves little fuzzy balls, but these are better. These are Communists! Add a pet who agrees on our favorite political stance! Very much a comrade, and safer than Xentech. Hamstech is what your looking for!!!!

Birds of a Feather Come Together,
And now it's your time to grow and love one of our finest animals that have helped our nation rise to glory. With our greatest breeders we have formed the ultimate Moa species, and then the New Canadian Rancher Bob discovered so many of the secerts behind the species. They may not be born communists, but we are sure if you raise them right and with so much history behind them, they can be just as great a freind and communist pet as a hamster!



Chocobos can only be sold and purchased by New Canadian and Ininite Penguin Empire Branches of Xentech, Xentech under documentation is not permitted to genetically enhance, change, nor mutate the species. Chocobo Breeding is to be done by IPE approved residents, and any violation to these agreements will mean containment breaches in all Xenomorph breeding facilities.